Selected writing:

(I also wrote my father’s obituary which appeared in a newspaper so it counts)

Humor

Staff Writer, The Squeaky Wheel (2023-present):

  • Woke Mind Virus? This Illness Has a Queer Friend (link)

  • Uh-Oh! Book Still Sucks in Large Print (link)

  • Opinion: I’m Not Brave Because I’m Disabled; I’m Brave Because Sara Bareilles Bullied Me via Song (link)

  • Man on Dating App Swears His Wheelchair is 6’2” (link)

  • New SSI Application Shreds Itself Upon Completion (link)

  • Woman Having a Pain Day Is So Sad She Can’t Come to Your Gender Reveal Party. She’s Devastated, We Swear. Here’s a Picture We Drew of Her Crying (link)

  • 5 Motivational Stickers for When No Therapist Takes Your Insurance (link)

Whole Wheat Post contributor (2021):

  • How to Be Hot at 50 By Also Being Hot Your Entire Life (link)

  • Man In Produce Section Can’t Wait To Let These Vegetables Rot In The Fridge (link)

  • Deep Sigh Of Regret Confused For Deep Sigh Of Mindfulness (link)

  • Sun Damage Achieved At Beach (link)

  • Unsolicited Medical Advice Once Again Offered By Least Intelligent Person You Know (link)

  • Moisturizing On the Go: The Best Skincare Products for Fleeing the Law (link)

  • New Telehealth App Makes Unaffordable Health Care Even More Accessible (link)

No One Wanted To Publish This So I Put It Up Anyway:

  • Mad Men Episode Titles, or Places I Tell My Therapist I’m Making Friends So I Stop Bumming Her Out (Medium)

Disability Writing

The Lily (Washington Post)

RIYL Mag

  • Older Than the ADA: 31 Years of the Americans with Disabilities Act (link)